Why is shower sex so terrible?
Because as much as you want to think you have sex like a porn star, you do not. Sure, shower sex looks great in movies because it’s all soapy and steamy and somehow her makeup stays flawless even as she is pelted in the face with beads of water, but in actual practice, there are a few factors that make shower sex a tad... terrible.
First, water is not a lubricant. Though you might feel wet, slippery, and sensual on the outside, on the inside things will catch, cling, and chafe, which for the record, is NOT GREAT FOR SEX. This reason should be enough to wipe the ridiculous notion of shower sex out of your mind, but in case you need more let’s continue.