15. You holding a terrible beer in your hand
Yes, I'm judging you.
16. Pictures of you getting a tattoo
It's like if I were to share photos of me getting a manicure. Then again, maybe you're into that.
I thought everyone already knew this? Apparently not.
18. Extreme sports
I get it. You're a badass.
19. Your car
20, 21, 22. Group shots, landscape shots, mug shots
It's so great that you have friends, have been to beautiful places, and got out of prison (?). But no.
Just do like the rest of us and save the political arguments until at least the second date.
24. Thumbs-up guy
Maybe start hanging out with "shaka" guy?
It's fine to be 420-friendly, but show some restraint.
26. Photo with an ex obviously cut out
There's no way this is the only photo of you in existence.
27. Fishing and hunting shots
28. Swimming with dolphins
Even after Blackfish?!
29. No image or bio
I'm all for using my imagination, but...
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