8. Gene Simmons
Didn't Gene have sex with, like, 10,000 women? Isn't that his claim to fame? I was expecting more from him, especially with a camera there. I would figure he would put in a little more of a show even if he wasn't expecting anyone to see the tape. I gotta hand it to him, he is really not in good shape at all, and his face looks incredibly weathered. The girl he is having sex with is ridiculously hot like a living anime character. How do those breasts sit on that tiny waist?! It must defy some law of gravity. Man. Gene Simmons has the life, but I don't ever want to watch him have sex again. Ever.