1. One Night in Paris
Let's be honest here, I don't care what your type is, Paris Hilton is hot. A lot of girls are born into wealth, but most of them aren't nearly as hot as Paris. And her sort-of lazy eye is just so adorable! I've always loved this sex tape. Paris looks so vulnerable without all her poofy dogs and her $700 sunglasses. It's comforting to know that you can be a billionaire and still not know how to give a proper blowjob.
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Matt Meltzer is a staff writer at Thrillist and can't believe anyone would rate Paris Hilton ahead of Motley Crüe at anything. Follow him on Instagram @meltrez1.
Kristin Battista-Frazee is author of The Pornographer's Daughter and who now has a new perspective on fame. Follow her on Twitter @porndaughter and Instagram @kbfrazee.