You've been cheating on them
That ain't right. Perhaps it's time to stop fooling yourself that you can keep up this charade. Besides, you had to buy two V-Day gifts this year, didn't you? That's messed up. Do the right thing and be in one relationship at a time (except for you open relationship folks).
You're completely and utterly codependent
If you recognize these signs you're in a codependent relationship, it might be time to move on. Because it doesn't take a therapist to tell you that codependency is not healthy. Though the therapist will say that too. The therapist will also say, "Now you owe me $100 for that good advice." Our advice is on the house.
You're still reading this story
If you're still reading this, it must have hit a nerve. Good luck, champ.
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Jon Sumpson writes about cannabis and sex for Thrillist.