You haven't had sex in months
Unless you are a 27-year-old virgin, perhaps there is a deeper reason why you haven't been intimate. And that deeper reason should lead you to not being together.
You've been cheating on them
That ain't right. Perhaps it's time to stop fooling yourself that you can keep up this charade. Besides, you had to buy two V-Day gifts this year, didn't you? That's messed up. Do the right thing and be in one relationship at a time (except for you open relationship folks).
You're completely and utterly codependent
If you recognize these signs you're in a codependent relationship, it might be time to move on. Because it doesn't take a therapist to tell you that codependency is not healthy. Though the therapist will say that too. The therapist will also say, "Now you owe me $100 for that good advice." Our advice is on the house.
You're still reading this story
If you're still reading this, it must have hit a nerve. Good luck, champ.
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Jon Sumpson writes about cannabis and sex for Thrillist.