21. He has a flimsy understanding of twerking boundaries
Dancing isn’t what it used to be. He wants you to “drop it low, girl.” Maybe you would, but the bar is near empty and there’s no dance floor and The Dave Matthews Band is playing.
22. He sends back his food
It’s wood-fired pizza, you explain, it doesn’t get crispy like he’s expecting. STOP SAYING THAT.
23. He keeps asking for silverware
It’s been in his napkin the whole time. That’s where they keep it. No one has the heart to tell him.
24. She blows her nose into her dinner napkin
That’s not what it’s for. Ew.
25. He keeps over-pronouncing everything
You meet for coffee and he orders a pain au chocolat. Dude, just say croissant -- like a true American.