It's the most wonderful time of the year! People are stressed from the election, emotionally and financially worn out from Christmas shopping, and yet are still full of love for their friends and family.
This obviously points to wanting some holiday dick. I don't see how you could draw any other conclusion here. It's logic.
How likely are you to get some ass when you go home for the holidays?
If you're wondering just how likely it is that you'll hook up with someone from home this holiday season, our favorite dating app, Hinge, found that single people are 5% more likely to connect with someone from their hometown and twice as likely to go on a date with someone from home. It makes sense when you noodle on it: You're drawn to the familiar. It's a sense of calm when you retrace your coital steps.
Plus, every single person your age is ALSO home and at the SAME local dive bar. It's a recipe for ill-advised hookups. You may be in your 20s now, but you can still make the same mistakes you did in high school.
Where you're mostly likely to get some
I know what you're thinking: Which towns have the most action? More importantly, is where you grew up the prime spot for casual sex? According to Cambridge Analytica's Holidata, DC and New York are the top spots for casual holiday flings and have the most outgoing singles; about 50% of residents identify as unattached in these two spots as compared to all other states.