And anyway, you already have a reputation from high school. Aren't you curious to see what that hot girl from band class it up to these days? Did the quarterback ever get married?
You will definitely have to see this person for the rest of your life, every single time you come home, but whatever. You do you.
It's the most wonderful time of the year! People are stressed from the election, emotionally and financially worn out from Christmas shopping, and yet are still full of love for their friends and family.
This obviously points to wanting some holiday dick. I don't see how you could draw any other conclusion here. It's logic.
How likely are you to get some ass when you go home for the holidays?
If you're wondering just how likely it is that you'll hook up with someone from home this holiday season, our favorite dating app, Hinge, found that single people are 5% more likely to connect with someone from their hometown and twice as likely to go on a date with someone from home. It makes sense when you noodle on it: You're drawn to the familiar. It's a sense of calm when you retrace your coital steps.