I'm 35, single, and have never had my own holiday card.
That's cool. I mean, getting to be part of my mom and stepfather's holiday postcard featuring collaged photos of them and their Brady Bunched "children" -- my middle-aged stepbrothers (and wives and kids), my 37-year-old sister (and husband and kids), and a random headshot of yours truly -- has been super-fun. But I gotta wonder, isn't there a holiday card for single folks like me?
Answering that prayer -- surely shared by millions of desperate, lonely single people with virtually no purpose in life -- is Match. The dating service just came out with its very own line of pokers-to-the-eye holiday greeting cards JUST FOR SINGLE PEOPLE LIKE ME!!