What you can do: Act like it isn't bothering you and play it high-brow. Giving this person the opportunity to come around is the only way he or she will. Meanwhile, vent your pent-up, swelling senses of insecurity at the gym.
There’s a bright future ahead -- but you’re not in it
A move that you’re not considered for, a life change you’re not part of, a return to school without a discussion over whether this is a good move for the both of you... there appears to be a big, bold future planned that's got absolutely nothing to do with you.
What you can do: For this, fortune favors the brave. Sit your bae down and ask about where you fit into these plans -- then watch their eyes and body language. It should become abundantly clear where their intentions lie.
Things may feel bleak! But before you go down a rabbit hole of despair, excessive pizza binges, and John Cusack moviethons, you're wise to remember that if there's really someone for everyone, yours is still out there. Along with a whole sea of future exes you'll be smarter about dumping first.
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Nicole Caldwell is Thrillist's Sex & Dating editor and has absolutely been on the losing -- and leaving -- side of every one of these signs.