Anyone who has ever been between the sheets more than once knows that sex isn't always, well, sexy. In fact, it can be pretty awkward at times (ugh, those sounds!). But there are also the painful mishaps, emotional outpourings, and downright disgusting moments of defecation. Yes, really.
Be warned: things are about to get messy -- and not in a good way.
"My neighbor was this really hot 30-something who always wore the most amazing, body-conscious clothing. I was hot for her so when she asked me to stop over for drinks, I was sure it was going to lead somewhere. I was trying to lose a few pounds and took Ali, which is an over-the-counter drug to help obesity patients.