Anyone who has ever been between the sheets more than once knows that sex isn't always, well, sexy. In fact, it can be pretty awkward at times (ugh, those sounds!). But there are also the painful mishaps, emotional outpourings, and downright disgusting moments of defecation. Yes, really.
Be warned: things are about to get messy -- and not in a good way.
"My neighbor was this really hot 30-something who always wore the most amazing, body-conscious clothing. I was hot for her so when she asked me to stop over for drinks, I was sure it was going to lead somewhere. I was trying to lose a few pounds and took Ali, which is an over-the-counter drug to help obesity patients.
"We had a Super Bowl party [earlier that day] and I downed a lot of wings and pizza, so I popped two. One of the side effects that I didn't fully understand was "leaky bowels" but since I had never had an issue, I thought it was fine. Fast-forward to our third drink and some heavy kissing, and I moved on her couch only to find a huge orange stain where I was sitting. I tried to play it off like I spilled something, but finally, I had to confess -- and pay her $6,000 for a new couch." --Tony, 39