Once the party bus pulled out into the streets of Los Angeles, I decided I should probably start focusing on learning a little something about dating and love and whatnot, so I sidled up to this pretty young thing named Jennifer and took a shot at some conversation.
“Who’s got the paperwork on you?” I asked her. “Cuz I wanna sign up!”
As you can probably imagine, that instantly won her over, so I decided to keep the questions coming.
“Are you on Tinder?” I asked her.
“Yes,” she said.
“What’s that like?” I asked.
“It’s good if you just want to sleep with someone,” she explained. “But it’s really hard to meet someone on there who is interested in something more.”
“You mean like going to the farmer’s market?” I asked her.