Sex + Dating

Girl Talk

To ensure you don't keeping bringing up Battletoads on dates, there exists Sarah Walker, the McSweeney's & Funny or Die writer who boldly continues to coach dudes on how to talk to ladies about the current happenings they so deeply care about, e.g., Miss USA contestants calling each other ugly, and Lindsay Lohan turning into an x-rated Love Bug and crashing her car while Fully Loaded.