LELO toy-cleaning spray: $9.90. We're actually surprised that the High Priestess of HoopaJoop, Gwyneth Paltrow, has the foresight to sell dildo-cleaning solution. But, like my grandfather said on his death bed: "Kid, never clean your dildos with dish soap."
Sliquid organic lube: $13-$15. If you don't think you need lubrication infused with hibiscus, green tea, and aloe extracts, you are dead wrong. Vital for this who want their orifices to smell like the inside of a Starbucks.
Black glass Ben Wa balls: $19.95-$24.94. These black glass (no relation) Ben Wa balls are probably hard for most men to grip -- figuratively -- but Google tells me they're for women to slip into their vaginas and hold on to with their muscles. They strengthen orgasms, last a lifetime, and should not be introduced into your kid's marble collection.