What's an overly protective boyfriend to do when he can't be there to fend dudes off from his GF? Buy her a set of hyper-realistic hair stockings, that's what -- thanks, China
Wait, they really make those? Yes. In China, the country that keeps us in content. Why? According to @HappyZhangJiang these "super sexy, summertime anti-pervert full-leg-of-hair stockings" are essential. Do they work? Would you ogle a woman whose leg thatch puts your chest to shame? Exactly.
The only risk is that it backfires, and, knowing they're running interference, she stops shaving.