18. Unless you’re rich!
If you’re rich you should buy her friends bottles of fine champagne or fine vodka. They’ll be mad impressed, and if they’re not, what do you care, you’re really, really rich.
19. Be cool if you meet her high school boyfriend
Don’t feel threatened, you’re dating her now. The past is the past…Even if he did take her V card. I’m sorry, but it’s true.
20. Have secret sex
A) Duh, and B) This will make you feel better about the last thing.
21. Eat whatever you want
You deserve it. And it’s the holidays! And you’re going on that run every day, remember?
Sarah Walker lives in LA. She writes for Awkward on MTV, Sirens on USA and thinks turkey at Thanksgiving is overrated. There, she said it. Follow her here.