While you’re rummaging through kitchen cabinets and the fridge, watch out for these items in order to avoid a MacGruber:
NO to fish oil
My god, the smell. And it’s expensive. But, the smell.
NO to butter
Despite what Marlon Brando made famous in one of the worst sex scenes in the history of cinema, you should definitely not use butter as a lubricant. It contains casein proteins from the milk, which can become rancid pretty quickly. You want to keep rotting animal proteins away from your genitals, as a general rule.
NO to sugar: syrup, honey, agave nectar, lentil syrup
Nothing with sugar! There is nothing worse you could do to a vagina than get a bunch of sugar right where yeast are most likely to grow. Not only will this cause possible infections, but it will also just be a sticky nightmare to clean up even if you’re using it for anal. Avoid at all costs.