Score another man's date with these five simple steps.
1. Approach her with confidence
There is nothing a woman loves more than confidence. You're at the restaurant (alone, because you're here to score yourself a babe, remember?). You look to the bawdy brunette at a table for two and think, "This lovely damsel would much rather go home to my gallant bed than sleep with this man she met on OkCupid."
You're probably right! Wait until her date is away from the table and then march up to her as Gaston might approach Belle -- that man had swagger, and so do you.
2. Bring an assortment of wigs
In all likeliness, the hotter the girl you approach, the more unintelligent she will be. You don't want to frighten her when, in truth, you've come to rescue her. To ease her into conversation, wear a wig that matches the hair of her date.