And then, after you've both had Earth-shattering orgasms, you can reach into the fridge and grab a couple beers. Boom.
9. Take it slow
To stave off dying by heat stroke, try to keep your heart rate as low as you can. If you go to Pound Town at 70mph, you will get overheated and it will not be fun (read: you will die). Instead of going at it like a couple of gorillas in heat, opt for some slow and sensual lovemaking. It’s too damn hot for the porno sex, my friend.
10. Shower sex might be fun (for once)
Shower sex is complicated and uncomfortable. Rarely does it produce an orgasm and often does it produce a strained back. But, it's summer, and the options are pretty limited here. Shower sex is better than no sex. And if you're totally clueless on how to pull it off, here's a guide.
11. Low-key accept that you're going to be sweaty and disgusting
At the end of the day, you have to just grin and bear that there is no avoiding becoming a dripping, vile, overheated mess when it is this goddamn hot outside. It is summertime and summer means SWEAT. Embrace it. You've only got a month left.