Alright, so it won't be that great. But whatever -- it will increase your chances of coming.
3. Strip before you get down
Seductively removing each other's clothes in moments of fiery passion is sexy and everything, but it's TOO HOT FOR THAT. Do you really want yellow stains in the armpits of every white shirt you own? Do you?!
If you're going to have sex, just get naked first. Tell your prospective bed-buddy that you want to play out that scene from The Notebook. I'm kidding. Please don't do that.
But DO strip before you have sex. Your precious clothing will thank you.
4. Mint-flavored lube could trick your brain
If you're giving a blow job in this heat, Godspeed. Seriously, good for you. Flavored lube can make the blow-job experience a little more… appetizing.
Since it's summer, why not take it a step further? Cool down with some mint-flavored lube. You can maybe even trick your brain into forgetting how disgusting it is outside. I'm a big fan of Good Head's Mystical Mint. It's the perfect antidote to these absurd temperatures.
5. Keep the shades drawn
Keeping your shades down creates the illusion of a sexy sex lair AND keeps the sun's rays of death from heating up your boudoir. You'll have to close them anyway, to keep out the peeping Toms.