Which Taylor Swift song best describes your emotional state right now?
Wow, no. If you ask me this, it's going to be "Bad Blood" -- and it wouldn't be directed at my ex.
I always knew that guy was a scumbag
No, you didn't know he was a scumbag. Not really. Don't make this about you. It isn't about you, asshole.
Is it? Is it REALLY though?
You weren't even that into him
Oh, that's so funny. I didn't know you were a fucking mind reader. Please don't tell me about my feelings. Don't ever try to TELL ME how I feel about someone, OK? You can't possibly know what my relationship was like... because you weren't in it.
Just think of all the money you'll save not going out all the time
Ah, yes. Because loneliness is free, I guess.
I definitely saw this coming
Okay, Miss Cleo. Fuck off.