A sidewalk clipboard guy
“Spontaneous, passionately, don’t hold back if you want to let loose. Maybe it gets a little wet. I don’t like a half-kiss. Kiss someone like you want to be loved. Show you’re alive.” - Robert, 27, sidewalk clipboard guy.
An Irish bartender
“I watch a lot of people drunk kiss. Don’t be those people. It’s so... sloppy. Her mouth is HERE [points to mouth]. Not HERE [points to cheek/neck area].” - Conor, 40, bartender.
“No pointy dagger tongue! When we get the pointy dagger tongue we know it means that they will also be using that method when they do... other things.” - Karen, 50, corporate receptionist.
A random and confused deliveryman
“Um... I don’t know.” - Sushi delivery guy, name and age unknown.
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