Still, you’re going to be in the hot seat. You need to dodge the invasive questions you can expect this holiday season without offending Gam-Pam and Meemaw. Your goal is to shut this line of inquiry down without making family feel bad, or catching a chancleta to the tush for sass-talking.
Don't worry, we've got you. This is the shortest path from their awkward questions to pie. Mmmm, delicious pie.