Sex & Dating

The Art of Seduction: 10 Foolproof Tips for Wooing a Woman

Published On 11/05/2015 Published On 11/05/2015

Sure, you can always get to know a woman, but why do that when you could just bone her? Thus, we present 10 foolproof tips for getting the woman of your dreams in the sack.

1. Don't be creepy, open the door for her, offer to pay for dinner, listen to stuff she says, and never call her a bitch even if it seems like it's definitely going to be hilarious due to your phrasing.

2. OK, fine -- that was five things. But do you really think you need more?


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