The gym is not the Central Park Zoo, nor is it a club in Seaside, NJ. Refrain from gorilla-like sound effects while lifting if you hope to land a date.
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Brooke Sager is a contributing writer for Thrillist living in NYC. One time, a guy followed her around the gym to hand her a business card for his clay sculpture company. She never called, and prefers any following to be done on Instagram and Twitter: @HIHEELZbrooke.