Pro tip: If you know nothing and/or don’t care about sports, the founders of Seamless (both of whom are dads) launched a newsletter for novices that tells you exactly what to know (and even say) about sports, based on your level of knowledge. Dads are literally giving you the answers, guys. No excuses. Dads hate those.
Applying to college? Entering the job market? Have something to say about it.
“I asked one kid my daughter was dating what his plans were for after college. He shrugged and said he hasn’t really thought about it. Even if that’s true, which in this case it very obviously was, at least pretend it’s not. Even if it’s your dream job -- or grad school, whatever -- throw out something that proves you’re at least vaguely interested in something besides looking at your phone."
Pro tip: We can’t tell you what to do with your life, but we can tell you that being a professional fortune cookie writer is an actual career path option. And should hopefully crack a smile on even the most surly of fathers.