Will it be weird?
A little, sure! It’s not exactly fun to talk about something as unsexy and unbecoming as poop. Poop isn’t romantic, and I’m sure even scat fetishists can get sheepish when exploring the topic of bathroom activities in a non-sexual setting.
However, the weirdness will dispel once you get into the groove of things. Make it a fun night, break out the fancy wine, and get -- at least -- a little bit tipsy to get the ball rolling. After you're done, treat yourself to some ice cream and heavy whipped cream... if you’re lactose intolerant, the events that follow will be a great way to put the ideas you just talked about into practice.
The point is, a truly successful couple should be able to talk about anything, regardless of its taboo nature.
What about the smell?
Hey, it can and will happen... so we got a plumber, Jamie Smith from Mr. Rooter Plumbing, to give some professional advice:
"OK, so first and foremost, flush as soon as you can. The quicker you flush, the less odor there will be. It’s all about the 'courtesy flush.’ If there’s a window, open it up for ventilation. If you can’t find a traditional air freshener, go for the hand lotion and wave your hands in the air to spread the scent. Hairspray and perfume will do the same trick. In all reality, the act of pooping at your significant other’s place for the first time is a groundbreaking moment in the relationship so embrace it and enjoy this new big step between you and your partner."