She was really loud. No wonder my neighbors hated me.
But strangely, I didn’t get mad. I actually got kind of turned on. Psychologically, when we overhear someone else having sex, the excitement and arousal comes from listening in on something you’re not supposed to be listening in on. Nevertheless, I still couldn’t tell exactly where all the noise was coming from. There are 85 apartments in my building -- which, by the way, adds to how offensive it was that it be assumed I was the one putting on the show.
I felt most pathetic when I got down on all fours and squished my ear to the floor, checking to see if it was my downstairs neighbor. And like a huge loser, I twisted my neck on the way back up.