"Run For Your Life," The Beatles
I know the song title makes it pretty clear: this might be a love song for psychopaths. Plenty of Lennon’s songs are about peace and love, but this ain’t one. “Run For Your Life” is all about jealousy, intimidation, and murderous threats. No fewer than 13 times does he allude to killing this woman if she leaves him for someone else. If you’re looking for a way to get out of a relationship quick, this is the song for you. Put it on repeat for an extra-fast departure.
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