When I heard Mötley Crüe was debuting a collection of sex toys, I'll admit I was pretty psyched. How can you not be? I mean, it's not every day I get news that one of my favorite long-haired '80s glam-metal bands is collaborating with a sex-toy retailer. Come on. It's hot.
I couldn't wait to get my hands on the small-but-mighty Mötley Crüe Shout at the Devil 10-Function Bullet Vibrator... powered by AAA batteries, which I instantly read as "Access All Areas" backstage pass. But I also had a lot of burning questions. Are you there, Tommy Lee? It's me, Charyn. There are so many things I want to know about your vibes.