It was then that I learned not everyone uses the space beneath their coats, beside the vacuum, behind the step stool as a nail salon. Isn't life funny?
At the end of the literal and metaphorical day, it's better to have your loved one with you than not. But if you haven't made the big move yet, you pee with that door open and you enjoy the hell out of it. And when you do, think of us who have moved on into an albeit smaller but better place.
Good luck and good night.