I’ve always found that the meaner I am to someone, the more they want to have sex with me.
"He who cares the least," and all that jazz. I’m kidding. Kind of. I'm also, apparently, wrong. Science now says that how nice you are directly and positively correlates to how much sex you have.
In other words, I’m never getting laid again. So, there’s that.
If there was ever a better reason to be kind to people, I’d love to know.
Good deeds = more doing the deed
A new study published in the British Journal of Psychology found that that the more “good deeds” you do, the more you’ll actually do the deed.
The data that led to these findings was gathered from 800 unmarried men and women who were asked to self-report on their tendencies toward charitable activities as well as their sexual histories. Altruistic actions didn't need to be grandiose to count -- anything from donating to a charity to giving blood or just helping classmates all seem to correspond with more notches on the bedpost.