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This is really lube with caffeine in it

You know how it’s, like, super hard (you’re welcome) to stay awake during sexy times? Well fear not, weirdos, for the people at Octane have engineered a lubricant that’s much better at keeping you energized than the musical stylings of Barry White. Each “serving” contains about 100 mg of caffeine, which, according to the company’s website, will perk you up for 5-20 minutes, depending on your daily caffeine intake. Somewhere in the Playboy Mansion, Hugh Hefner is weeping tears of joy into his smoking jacket.

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