If a good woman really is hard to find, then how did we find this recently-back-on-the-market goddess for you? You’re welcome, and here's some deets to the sweeten the deal. She:
-Doesn't mind hanging out in a pack
-Is cool with your current lack of summer tan
-Isn't opposed to dating guys who are (thousands of years) older
-Likes rock 'n' roll
The catch? Her blood-thirsty fan base might actually kill you.