If I have a choice between going out or having an orgasm, the orgasm is going to win every time.
Think about it: Going out kind of sucks. Bars are insanely expensive, the people are sweaty, grabby, and gross, and bouncers have attitude. You know what I don't have to pay a cover charge for? Getting myself off.
Staying in is magical. Where else can you take baths, eat Cheetos, and HAVE ORGASMS? Here are 22 reasons why going out is just dumb when your sex toys are at home ready to chill.
1. Orgasms are free. Bars are not.
2. Orgasms don’t cause hangovers.
3.You don’t have to take an Uber to your goodie drawer.