I don’t know about you, but I’ve always been a little interested in what it would be like to do it with a ghost. Known for its exceptional stealth and ability to absorb warmth, Gengar could provide with you the kind of icy-cold sexual experience that’ll leave you hot and bothered. You can really tell from Gengar's face he's crazy in the sack.
The mechanics of having sex with a sentient grouping of eggs is too much to ignore.
Eevee can turn into any Pokémon, depending on what kind of stone you give it. It’s the classic bait-and-switch, with everyone climaxing at the end.
Beauty, poise, grace, wings made of ice... all the things you could ever want in a partner. When Articuno flaps its wings, it can conjure snowfall. And that may be the most romantic thing in the world.
Surely, there is somebody out there who feels attracted to spherical objects. Say hello to Voltorb, the Pokémon that looks like a Pokéball. Jesus, what were they smoking when they thought up this one? “Let’s just make a Pokéball with a face.” On the upside, it’ll explode if bumped too hard -- so there’s that added element of danger for those who get off on death.