You’d be crazy to say that Dewgong’s classically sensual shape and bright eyes full of mystery and desire don’t leave you with an admirable chub. Dewgong’s vaguely dolphin-shaped body leads one to believe that, within Dewgong’s head, is a brain full of intelligence, class, and fishy-thoughts.
What are you signing up for when you spend a wild night with Dragonair? Look at that sleek, sexy little body! That’s a recipe for unbridled pleasure. This long, serpentine Pokémon was designed for butt-stuff, IMHO.
Ditto can transform into whatever Pokémon it's facing, so you can have sex with yourself. Everyone’s fantasy! What you won’t usually get is a XXX-version of Pokémon that has heart, soul, true romance. This list of Pokémon I want to have real-life consensual intercourse with isn’t just about the physical act of love, but the emotional part as well.