He's uncomfortable with bodily functions
Gawd bless the kind strangers in the club who have been understanding of a wayward tampon string.
Grooming and hygiene are important. But sometimes you’re going to have a booger or bad eyebrows. People are not wax statues, even if you’re a model, stripper, or have had a ton of plastic surgery. People who appear perfect are still managing bodies that pass food and waste.
It is not asking too much that a romantic partner eventually be able to buy you tampons in a pinch, or laugh with you if you accidentally (or purposely) fart.
He's only attracted to you when you're looking your best
Sometimes I’ll bump into strip club clients out in the “real world” while picking out furniture at IKEA, standing in line at the grocery store, or depositing cash at my credit union. I’m typically with my kid or boyfriend, and donning a flannel, jeans, and shoes that in no way resemble stripper heels. Yes, we all exist in the daytime! It’s so disappointing when a customer gets pissed off about that reality.