Having roommates is great because you get to share things like rent. Having sex is great because you (hopefully) get to share things like orgasms. But having roommates and having sex simultaneously is NOT always great because sometimes the parties involved simply don’t know the rules. So to help save your living situation and sex life all in one fell swoop, we present the etiquette for turning your room into Pound Town if you have a roommate. Because that shit’s uncomfortable for them. And your date. But not for you! Why? Easy. Because you’re IN THE FUCKING ZONE.
Talk about the fact that this is going to happen
Whether you’re dating someone or bringing home a rando, it’s just a good idea to clear the air. We’re all adults here. Sex is part of the program. So just have a quick chat saying, “I’m going to be getting it in on the reg, but I will be respectful that this is your home, too.”
Keep the volume down
Yes, sometimes it’s super hot to be loud and let your partner know that this is LITERALLY the best you’ve ever had. But when your roommate is… right there, then this is not that time. Save the theatrics for those rare occasions when you have the place to yourself.