Insane sex-toy inventor Brian Sloan (Autoblow 2, 3FAP) is at it again, responding to international outcry over June’s vaginal beauty contest with today’s news that his company will award $10,000 to the world’s best sets of balls.
Equal strokes for equal folks, amirite?
Men have until Christmas to get photos of their scrotums on ballscontest.com for public scrutiny, complete with a starred ranking system. Cash prizes are for first ($5,000), second ($3,000), and third ($2,000) place. Wait, there’s more! In his promo video, Sloan promised to make molds of the winning sacks and turn them into “paperweights, doorstops, bookends, and other decorative items,” which, no doubt, a “small percentage of the public will find to be irresistible purchases.”
Well, maybe more so than that scrotum backpack we were thinking of putting under the tree this year.
C’mon guys, put your best ball forward! Enter the contest here.
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Nicole Caldwell is Thrillist’s Sex & Dating editor and thinks this contest is at least a little bit more interesting (and only slightly more inane) than the Miss America Pageant.