Insane sex-toy inventor Brian Sloan (Autoblow 2, 3FAP) is at it again, responding to international outcry over June’s vaginal beauty contest with today’s news that his company will award $10,000 to the world’s best sets of balls.
Equal strokes for equal folks, amirite?
Men have until Christmas to get photos of their scrotums on ballscontest.com for public scrutiny, complete with a starred ranking system. Cash prizes are for first ($5,000), second ($3,000), and third ($2,000) place. Wait, there’s more! In his promo video, Sloan promised to make molds of the winning sacks and turn them into “paperweights, doorstops, bookends, and other decorative items,” which, no doubt, a “small percentage of the public will find to be irresistible purchases.”