I figured a place like Sheri's Ranch would want high-end, professional, boudoir-style pics. But when I checked in with Dena, the ranch's madame, she assured me they just wanted authenticity.
"We want to see who you are," she said, "not what you look like Photoshopped." I quickly sent over a few Instagram posts I'd repurposed for social dating apps.
After applying, you wait for the madame's acceptance
Madame Dena handles all hiring of new employees. She's been at the ranch for a decade; and has constructed a hiring and training program unique to Sheri's.
Dena teaches the newbies how to walk, talk, negotiate, build their brand, create a five-year plan, and cultivate sensual skills. Typically, a new girl won't reach her full potential in terms of services provided or finances earned for six months. Considering the payoff, I thought this could work for me. Six months at a brothel seems like a lot more fun than four years in college -- and there's no student loan debt to worry about afterward.