DO: Text BAE happy birthday (yes, you can even post a status and tag them)
It's your boyfriend’s birthday and he wants to feel loved. Today it is appropriate to be overly excited.
DON'T: Do this if you've been together less than nine months
Don't get insane on social media if you're not in a serious relationship. Just call your new boo and wish him or her a happy day of birth.
DO: Go out and celebrate your anniversaries if you want to
If you want to privately celebrate your four-month anniversary, that is your business.
DON'T: Post about it on any form of social media unless it is MULTIPLE YEARS of dating
If your friends and family are subjected to monthly celebration pictures they are going to murder you.
DO: Have a great night out with your friends, binge-watch Netflix, and have a threesome with Ben & Jerry in the event of a breakup
Breakups suck. Go out. Party. Or, stay in and be miserable if that's more your style.
DON'T: Post about aforementioned breakup on social media
For the love of all things holy, please don't post an embarrassing public announcement about how your heart is broken into a million pieces. Do not go on a rage-fueled rant about what a scumbag your ex is and how you're so much better off. Keep that PRIVATE.