Assuring the public that its newest creation is "real and incredible," Oscar Mayer has released Sizzl, an actual dating app for bacon-lovers. Delicious pun aside, this is a fully functioning app created by the people who brought you bologna and the Weinermobile. The first few questions you're asked are the standard "I am a ___ interested in ___" and then they head straight to the good stuff by inquiring about the type of bacon you're into (pork, turkey, or both) and how you take your meat: "Hardwood smoked for a really long time," "Thick cut, because more is more," "Maple and sweet like me," or "Lower sodium!" After a few more bacon-focused inquiries, you're shown matches with whom you can chat about bacon, puppies, casual sex, or whatever.
Try this on for size: a dating app designed by an actual matchmaker. That’s some kind of higher percentage of finding a hot date, right? Fliqpic is a video dating app where you can text, flirt, and -- you know -- actually meet a person before you have sex with them. Fliqpic eliminates the blind date with a silver bullet and that’s pretty cool.