No One Asked for It, But It's Here: The Dildo Selfie Stick
If you're like me and can't climax without looking in the mirror, boy do I have a product for you.
It's called the dildo selfie stick and it's exactly what it sounds like: A selfie stick with a dildo attached. Obvious questions immediately arise: is the dildo selfie stick real? Do I want a dildo selfie stick? Does that even matter?
Ladies and brave gentlemen, with the push of a button you can now capture your "o face" and -- depending on how you look -- delete the photo immediately and burn your phone.
We don't know if this is a joke or not, but that doesn't change the way we feel about it: optimistically disgusted.
Embrace it.
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Jeremy Glass is a writer for Thrillist and has had enough Internet for today.