The goody box caters to all tastes
This quarter’s theme is "Sex is Fun!" and comes with a Tickle Me Tickler, Tano Plug Vibe, Moka G-Vibe (as seen in the popular porn parody Gasp Away), an erotic story, Sliquid lube, Pop Rocks, and a curated playlist, aka "Nooky Trak," featuring the Al Green classic "Here I Am (Come And Take Me)" -- a perfect selection, I have to say.
I'll admit, I own a comprehensive library of sex toys. But there were still some fabulous, new-to-me toys in the mix like the PicoBong Moka G-Vibe, which has teased all sorts of goodness from my sweet spot. Also, the Sliquid lube stepped up my masturbation ante, and made me rethink my infatuation with Uberlube. (I’m a big believer in the almighty powers of lube.) The erotic story was a nice touch as well -- who doesn’t like some saucy storytelling?
More than anything, the booty of bedroom goodies felt tasteful. There was nothing taboo or shameful surrounding the high-quality items I received or how they were presented. If anything, it felt like I was being handed an all-access pass to sexy time -- from the toys, to the playlist, to the erotica. Nooky Box didn’t skip a single detail. I was giddy to receive the nondescript box; a nice change from the clearly marked, oversized boxes my UPS driver has delivered from condom companies (my snarky comment is always, “Do you think this will get me through the weekend?”).
The deliveries offer something for every sex skill set. New to erotic playtime in the bedroom? The Tickle Me Tickler is an easy way to break the arousal ice. Feeling more adventurous? The Tano Plug Vibe tickles his P-Spot. (Truly: he’ll love it.)