"I said, 'Look, would you think I'm a total pervert if I told you that in your sexual absence, if I would use something to replace you?'"
"The interesting thing about that is that it was the consistency of the human flesh..."
"Most guys have a flashlight in their car, their truck, or their garage so I'm going to call it Fleshlight."
"... Once you pull a mold then you reverse that mold into clay then you can sculpt it perfectly from the pictures to really recreate their exact anatomy."
"And just kind of shows me her pussy, and her pussy's amazing."
"I still like pussy more than anybody on the planet."