I have mixed feelings about judge Keiran Lee... on one hand, he’s incredibly valuable in helping the contestants pull off the very best scenes... on the other hand, he’s kind of a (figurative) dick. Telling a dude that his dick has “gone down quicker than the Titanic” isn’t going to inspire a sudden flow of blood to the limp dick in question... nor is calling the whole scene “pathetic.”
Hey, name a guy who hasn’t lost it during a vital moment. But then again, normal guys aren't competing for $1 million based on their sexual prowess.
And even though this is a show about people who have sex with each other, it’s hard to get over the fact that you can watch a judge of a reality show touch another performer’s genitals. Perhaps it is I who's gone soft! Again, figuratively.
At the same time, it's hard to ignore a scene in which Keiran grabs a female performer's throat and slaps her... but I guess that's what normal is when the challenge is to film a rough sex scene.
It ends up being endearing how nervous these guys are, though; another contestant, Buddy Hollywood, visibly shakes during a scene and has to call it off early. It really opens up another side of pornography that people aren’t used to seeing. You gotta feel bad for some of these dudes, especially when people like Lexi Belle are trying to coach you through the scene while tripping over their own words. Seriously, who invited Lexi Belle to be a judge on this thing? She'd sound unnatural reading a shopping list to herself in a supermarket.
Alternatively, it's really the women who carry this episode. Forgive the bluntness, but these ladies know how to fuck. Maybe it's from a lifetime of watching porn, maybe they all just really love sex... or maybe it's because the camera doesn't pick up when a woman has lost her lady-boner. Either way, the female half of this show is incredibly talented and watchable and -- let's be honest -- even the ones who get voted off are probably going to end up as successful porn stars.