As a vegetarian, Bimek refused to do any animal testing. His cruelty-free approach is advertised on the Bimek SLV website as 100% vegan. And considering the Bimek SLV removes sperm from the ejaculate, you can insert your own joke about vegan blow jobs here: ____.
The surgery is less complicated than your relationship
Unlike most relationships, the Bimek SLV is for life and need not be removed or replaced after implantation. The surgery is an outpatient procedure performed under local anesthetic by a specially trained urologist, and it only takes about 30 minutes. An incision is made on the testes using an electric scalpel and is stitched up using absorbable thread. I can hear the collective gasp of male readers everywhere, but honestly, putting in a tampon sounds more gruesome. Man up.
The risks are pretty much the same as those of a vasectomy, and recovery is speedy. You can get back to all sorts of physical activity after a week. However, it’s worth noting that it may take 12 weeks or more for lingering sperm in the seminal vesicles to die off, which translates to 20-30 ejaculations to flush those littles guys out. I’m not great at math, but I feel like most men would be able to cut that waiting time down by at least a third.