Washington D.C. comes out on top with 71% of its residents without a partner, while Atlanta took second place with 70% of its residents unattached.
Some shockers include Boston where—despite the camaraderie over the Red Sox and punching things—69% of its population remains single, and Nashville, where the sweet sweet music can't find a duet for 58% of its people.
As for New York? Not even in the top 10 -- further proof dating in New York sucks.
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Jeremy Glass is a writer for Thrillist and lives in New York City, where everyone's too busy looking for dates on Tinder to actually go on a date in real life.