Using ridiculous euphemisms for your genitals
These are not my “candy bits,” and that is not my “sausage pocket,” and I certainly hope that’s not your “bacon rod.” We’re all adults here, so we should be mature enough to use the real words, or at least the ones that sound legitimately hot and not like something I can order at the Texas State Fair.
Many people don’t speak up about what they actually like or don’t like in bed, which means that one or both of us is not having a very good time. This maybe got you through college, when you were just so grateful that this act was no longer solo, but now that you’re an adult it’s really very okay to say what you like or don’t like in bed. Sex is supposed to be one of the most fun things you do, so you should get what you want.