Thinking sex is all the same is like sitting down at a bar and ordering "beer."
Sex is a smorgasbord of variety! It draws upon all matters of circumstance, levels of passion, tiers of sobriety, times of day, and intensity of relationships. And much like beer, not all sex is created equal. So before you dive in (pun), time to bone up (another pun) on some common types of sex and how they stack up from worst to best.
15. Sex on the beach
While it was epically hot in From Here to Eternity (or, you know, as hot as something can be that's on Turner Classic Movies), let's call sex on the beach what it is: a fantasy that should never be repeated in real life.
All sex you see in the movies is hot (well, for the most part… Joaquin Phoenix was basically just masturbating in Her). But that's the thing about movies: They're MOVIES, where fantasy lives and thrives. The reality of sex on the beach is essentially sand (which gets everywhere), with potential interruptions from a myriad of sea creatures (or pervy snorkelers) lurking nearby.