Sex & Dating

Porn University, Now Seeking Students

Published On 10/09/2015 Published On 10/09/2015

You probably haven't heard of Rocco Siffredi, but you might have seen him aggressively smashing guts on camera in one of the 1,300 porno films he's appeared in.

The self-proclaimed "Italian Stallion" is taking his hardcore knowledge of the sheets from the bedroom to the seats of classroom with â€śSiffredi Hard Academy" - i.e. porn university. What does one learn in an institution focused around the profession of getting railed on camera? Good question. BroBible reports that those enrolled in Hard Academy can expect to get the skinny on "advanced sexual techniques, how to talk dirty, how to position themselves in front of the camera and the proper method to do a Cincinnati Bowtie."

Though, we have to assume the last example is a crude joke, as everyone knows that it's physically impossible to do properly do the Cincinnati Bowtie with only one penis. 

Argentine news site, Perfil, reports that Siffredi is truly passionate about teaching others his trade: "I want people to know my way of working." Well, that settles it. Someone get this man an apple. 

While Perfil translates pretty damn poorly to English, Siffredi adds that he intends to work his students to the bone (hehe) and will be taking 21 people —seven women and 14 men—in Hard Academy.

It's the one place where F'ing will get you an A.
 

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Jeremy Glass is a writer for Thrillist and what he learned about can't be taught at college: the act of leaving a woman incredibly unimpressed and angry. 

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