Watch Blindfolded Women Grope Dudes' Junk To Guess Their Ethnicity

It almost sounds like a sick schoolboy fantasy come to life -- that is, the act of having women unabashedly feel up our genitals without hesitation or question. But the people behind this video at All Def Digital prove a really interesting point about race via the merciless the act of penile groping. In the video, two blindfolded women feel a panel of uncomfortable-looking dudes and guess their race/ethnicity based on their... uh, feelings? 

For the most part, the video shatters racial stereotypes by way of how the dudes actually measure up to their "expected" size and body type.

Plus, some of the things these women say are pretty hilarious: "You smell white-boy-good," "I smell cocoa butter on this motherfucker" and "Unravel it." Equality: it just feels nice. There's another video where dudes feel up women in the same way, but it teeters the line of creepy. We'll stick with these dude stereotypes to get our giggles.


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Jeremy Glass is a writer for Thrillist.com and will later consult his girlfriend, re: smelling whiteboy-good.