"Thank god it's over!" - Kiki
“This is so long. Why won’t it end?!” - Nicki
“This was a total porn back in my day!” - Ryan
"This is like watching porn, where you just want to hit the fast-forward button" - Nicki
“My god, the acting was so bad!” - Mary
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Jeremy Glass is a writer for Thrillist and this movie helped guide him through puberty.